So here's how it went.
Austin had agreed to have a tech check the panels Saturday morning; we'd already be in route, about a third of the way up there. If the panels weren't working we'd change course and go shopping or something.
I got a text from Nelson in the morning saying that everything was good. He showed me pictures of 12 volt gizmos in action as proof; I asked him to have the tech check the battery and solar status with the apps. He replied that Brian the tech with the apps and Austin the PDI manager were both off yesterday.
We got there with an uncomfortable feeling. Which was becoming all too familiar.
I went straight to the trailer and checked the apps. 12v gizmos were still running and the battery was very full. The solar output was meh.
So I found Nelson and told him the solar output was meh. I requested the ever-reliable blanket test (mentioned in a previous post, thank you).
Blankets obtained, Nelson got on the roof. Panel 1 was doing meh (fall sun low on the horizon and panel partially shaded by the air conditioner). Panel 2 was putting out zero. As in not working. My wife was already wandering around the dealership and haranguing everyone she could corner. I mean, she was intense.
Nelson was confident though. He started to unplug and replug the connectors, like jiggling the handle on the toilet. And it worked. Panel 2 started to make juice. Not impressive juice, not enough to keep a fridge happy, but enough to help.
The USB-C's in the couch still didn't work, of course. I don't think they ever even submitted that to Alliance --- but they did yesterday. A very nice young guy came out to the trailer and took apart the arm of the couch and took pics. We talked about meters and he ordered one off Amazon like mine.
Then everyone hid from us. We started to chat with a couple in the parking lot. They've had their trailer for almost 2 years and have used it 4 times; it's been at the dealer the rest of the time getting sorted.
So with everyone in hiding I had to go inside and poke around until I found Graham and asked him to find a tech to install out hitch so we could get the frick out of there. He found Nelson who told us all the techs were at lunch.
sigh
When Nate, really nice young tech, came back from lunch he installed the hitch and showed me how not-to-kill-myself using it. I've never towed anything larger/heavier than my old Aliner and this trailer is a learning curve.
So we thanked Nate, looked around to see if anybody was going to come out and say "sorry for our eff-ups" or "congrats and thank you for the purchase" or anything. But no, they stayed inside.
I got out on the highway and the trailer wasn't happy at speed. Wallowed. Sorta white knuckled me. I stopped at a rest stop and had a walk around. At the dealership the trailer was up against a small rise so I couldn't see underneath the utilities side. All of the dump caps were hanging off. So I figured they had filled all the tanks to test them and left the caps off to drain everything. So I screwed one back on, though about it, then pulled the lever. Tank was full. Fresh tank, both grey tanks, and the black tank. All totally full. So I dumped all that fresh water in the parking lot.
That's when I realized that my F&I guy hadn't been there, I still had no paperwork for the sale, no license plate. I texted my sales guy Gabriel and asked him to FedEx my plate to me.
It's pretty obvious that they lack sufficient training, have bad internal communication, and really aren't good at this line of work.
Back in 2003 I had a Honda Goldwing. Honda had had a big oopsie when building that flagship motorcycle. For the first two years of the GL1800 the jigs they used for the frame were a little off and was leading to frame failures. They didn't know how to remedy it at first and, as a gesture of good will, they made the payments on the bikes until they were safe to ride.
I didn't get my trailer for 5 weeks after purchase. If you followed the Honda model, which I think was a good one, it would be a great gesture of good faith for Blue Compass of Chattanooga to reimburse me for:
1) wasted fuel, 3 round trips to the dealership. $120
2) a wasted month of storage fees. $117
3) a month's payment on the trailer "mortgage". $385
I mentioned that at the dealership and that's when they all ran and hid.
I'm going camping next weekend. We plan to have fun.